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YOUR MERCURY RETROGRADE SURVIVAL GUIDE
By Emma Strawbridge, 2 August 2024
That’s right, Mercury’s going in the microwave again. If you didn’t know, Mercury Retrograde is back from the 4-27 August. And this time around, we’re going to be prepared. The astrological phenomenon is known for bringing general chaos to your life – whether that's to your mood or your actions. The ex you’ve been trying not to text? Yeah, Mercury Retrograde is going to make you want to crack. But don’t worry, we’re here with some (extremely unserious) essentials to help you get through the month – no matter how you're spending it.

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WHAT ACTUALLY *IS* MERCURY RETROGRADE?
It’s when Mercury moves around the Earth *even slower* than the sun does. There's going to be a whopping 4(!!) Mercury Retrogrades this year – August marks the third – so well done for making it this far. On the flip side, it’s great to blame everything on it, too. Late to work? Mercury Retrograde’s fault. Forgot your friend’s birthday? Good old Mercury retrograde. Want to stay in and binge watch your fave show instead of going out? You know what's to blame...

TELLING YOURSELF RETROGRADE DOESN'T EXIST ON HOLIDAY

PLANNING NIGHTS OUT SO YOU'RE NOT TEMPTED TO TEXT YOUR EX
