They say succulents are indestructible. Supposedly, you don’t even need to water them and they’ll thrive. All lies. Want proof? Ask the sad thing sitting on the 6th floor, editorial team's bank of desks at ASOS HQ. So, because we know we're not alone, here is how to get a bit of greenery in your gaff even if (like us) you have a somewhat negligent approach to watering.


Just remember, you can’t kill what was never alive…