According to The Internet, your teenage fantasy couple Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have married in secret. Yes. Of course, we know for sure that the Jobs actor and Mila, his former co-star in That 70s Show have been engaged since February 2014 and that they welcomed their first child (daughter Wyatt) in October. Then Mila's appearance on the red carpet for yesterday's Jupiter Ascending premiere (co-starring Channing Tatum) gave a few things away. Let's examine the evidence, Sherlock-style…