Last week we nearly wet ourselves over the announcement that Special Agent Dale Cooper would be returning to our screens in the new series of Twin Peaks, but, move over Kyle MacLachlan, because there’s a new retro man crush in town: 90s megababe David Duchovny, whose hawtness we've been reminded of thanks to the rumour that The X-Files is set to be re-booted. He got us hot under the collar as FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder the first time round (don’t you just love a man in the force?) and cooled us right back down again in Californication (#imeanthedream) in the noughties. Here are four of the many reasons we're feeling David...