Bad news, folks: Nokia is no more. Yesterday, news dropped that Windows, which bought the iconic phone brand in April, has decided to phase out the Nokia name over the next few years in favour of its own Lumia branding. So as a farewell to the mobile phone that defined the noughties, let's take a moment to look at the three reasons the iPhone 6 (or – in the interests of being impartial – any other smartphone) will never be as cool as your classic 3310.