Got plans for tonight? Cancel them. And the same for every Wednesday for the next 10 weeks because Mary Berry, Paul Hollywood and the rest of The Great British Bake Off crew are all the social life you're going to need. Series five kicks off tonight at 8pm on BBC1 so be prepared to find yourself caught in the grips of Mel and Sue-fuelled fever very soon. Oh, and these pretty cupcake-shaped soaps have just dropped on site (no word yet if they are Victoria sponge-scented). Let's get baking, b*tches.