To be honest, we can’t remember how England did in the 2006 World Cup*, although we do recall the glossy posse of Wags, led by then Queen WAG Victoria Beckham and now ex-WAG Cheryl Cole, taking the German town of Baden-Baden by storm with their srsly short denim cut-offs and bawse bouncy blow-drys. Well, the 2010 World Cup saw the WAGs banned from travelling to South Africa (zzzzzz!) but praise the football gods because this year the ladies are vowing to fly out to support their men in Brazil. Here’s your international guide to 2014's most fabulous football widows.

*FYI, we’re told England went out on penalties to Portugal in the quarter final.