Excuse the super cheesy pun, but boy, have we got (NSFW) news for you this hump day. Twilight's resident topless werewolf is set to reprise Mark Wahlberg's role as nightclub dishwasher-turned-porn star Dirk Diggler in a live reading of the 90s classic Boogie Nights in Los Angeles tomorrow. If, like us, you can't quite make it to LA in time, take this as a perfectly good excuse to watch the original and see Marky Mark in all his, ahem, glory.