Sharp, cynical Daria was the coolest cartoon character on TV in the late 1990s. She gave us lines like, 'There is no moment in life that can't be improved with pizza,' and, 'I've been busy procrastinating all day.' So imagine what she'd be like today. This mock trailer, starring the deliciously deadpan Aubrey Plaza, is so good, we want it made into an actual film, please.