In a dream world tonight's VMAs will be as awesome as all the other VMAs put together. Britney snogging Madonna? Gaga in a meat dress? Pah! All this will pale in comparison to the grade-A bonkers events we hope will happen tonight. Here is your VMA bingo card, with a gallery of things to look out for at tonight's extravaganza. Print it out, play with your mates and if you get a full house, then pop along to ASOS HQ and we'll give you a high five.