Lady Gaga's Leak
Unless this morning's leak is a spoof (so incredibly hard to tell with Gaga) the doyenne of conceptual pop is set to release a track called
Burqa, a song so absurd it immediately wins a place in our celebration of utterly ridiculous lyrics.
Lady Gaga: Burqa
'Put it on, conceal your hair/ Disturb the unaware/ Bitch I've been on the cover of
Vanity Fair/ Let's get it on, religious risky fashion.'
Shakira: Whenever, Wherever
'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble/ So you don't confuse them, with mountains.'
'I don't want to see a ghost/ It's the sight that I fear most/ I'd rather have a piece of toast/ Watch the evening news.'
Yes, it rhymes. But does it
Busted: Year 3000
'I've been to the year 3000/ Not much has changed but they live underwater…'
Actually, Busted, that's a pretty big change.
Snap!: Rhythm Is A Dancer
'I'm serious as cancer/ When I say, rhythm is a dancer.'
R Kelly: Ignition
'Cristal poppin' in the stretch Navigator/ We got food everywhere/ As if the party was catered.'
Oh, R Kelly. Food
One Direction: Kiss You
'I just want to show you off to all of my friends/ Making them drool down their chinny-chin-chins.'