OK, so we know it's a little early for dark and gritty music videos, but we just had to say something. First of all, Janelle Monae's new single, PrimeTime, sees her play a strip-club waitress who keeps locking eyes with punter, Miguel. Then, we watched Bruno Mars' Gorilla and he plays a strip-club singer in it, and, wait, who's that dancing on the pole? It's just Freida blimmin' Pinto. Wow. Watch out, Rihanna, someone's after your ideas.