‘I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish, BUT’ – while you were at your desk dealing with the crumby aftermath of your Pret croissant, the world was busy spoofing the new Kanye vid. We decided to imagine our own. Ever the perfectionist, we picked the alternative locations that probably crossed Kanye's mind, because Bound 2 must have taken Kimye a good five attempts before they finally realised fake mountains and slow-mo galloping horses was the perf location for some naked motorcycling, right?