Super-LOL blog Mannequin Depressed is trending, mainly because it ponders that unanswered question of what goes through the mind of a shop-window supe' as they stare out from their glass-walled prison, day after day. We asked Andrew Farmer, author of the genius blog, to create five exclusive-to-ASOS posts – including one about the ASOS in-house canteen mannequin – and you can see more by checking out the Tumblr here