Sunday Carrie, Brody and Saul return in Homeland S3 tonight on Channel 4. Plus, Rupert Friend's back, yesss!
Monday Miley Cyrus' album Bangerz is out, complete with a Britney collaboration and lyrics about Liam - juicy.
Wednesday Eva Longoria-produced show Devious Maids starts on TLC and sounds v Desperate Housewives.
Thursday Say hello to the ultimate single girl, Bridget Jones, with the latest book instalment Mad About The Boy.
Friday Prepare to fancy the pants off Douglas Booth in the new Romeo and Juliet film adaptation. Hubba, hubba.