There comes a point in every man's life when the Christmas morning scream of 'EEEEEEEEEE, Santa's been!' is replaced by 'WTF happened last night?' When that moment comes, friend, you need a decent Christmas morning pair of jammies to get you through – holey joggers and last night's shirt just won't cut it when your nan's asking incessantly if you like her gift and all you want is a bacon sarnie.