Are you dressed comfortably? Yes? In which case, good luck getting papped by a street-style photographer at London Fashion Week – a parallel universe where the curiously attired are rewarded with more column inches and blogger coverage than you can shake a (purely decorative) stick at.  
 
But what exactly does one wear when seeking his 15 minutes of fame outside Somerset House? Get ready to set the blogosphere alight, friends, because here’s our rundown of the style staples that all would-be peacocks should have in their wardrobes.