All this stuff about beards being over? Ignore it. Beards existed long before all the people who've suddenly decided beards aren't cool, and they will exist long after they're gone.

Beards are a statement that says, 'I came here to chew gum, tame nature and groom myself like a man that knows what a mortise and tenon joint should should look like.'

Well guess what? We don't have any gum, but we do have this wicked cool How To video that'll help you tame your face friend and bend him to your will.

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