Your softly spoken, impeccably clad imaginary boyfriend Robert Pattinson has sparkled into town for the Sydney Film Festival, and guess who caught up with him?! Fresh off the Cannes press circuit, the man formerly known as R-Patz sat down with yours truly to discuss his latest film, The Rover. It’s a bleak, futuristic Aussie western set after the global financial collapse, in which former solider Eric (Guy Pearce) forms a tenuous friendship with the emotionally limited Rey (Pattinson). We don’t want to give too much away, but let’s just say the drama (directed by Animal Kingdom's David Michôd, FYI) couldn’t be further from vampire romances and the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. Without further ado…