Zayn Malik can’t sneeze without it trending on Twitter, so it should come as no surprise that when the One Direction star gets a new haircut it sends his fandom into meltdown. A simple snip of the scissors can cause a legion of girls to exclaim that they ‘JUST CAN’T EVEN’ at the sight of it. But in the instance of his latest ‘do, it’s not just his army of loyal foot soldiers who lost it, but us too (in a slightly more controlled manner, of course).