Need a bathroom cabinet refresh but CBB to get yourself to the pharmacy? Here's how to get fresh-to-death (literally) from the comfort of your computer screen...

This Uppercut Deluxe Hair & Body Gift Set should get you off to a good start. The shampoo and conditioner are both great for stripping your hair of last night’s wax/gel/hairspray/assorted styling products and restoring a healthy gloss to that mane. And for your skin, it’s all about the Bluebeards Revenge Cooling Moisturiser. Laced with exotic plants (standard), such as prickly pear, stinging nettle and fenugreek, this is skin re-invigoration at its best. For top results, order a crate of the stuff and bathe in it.