'Dad! Can you not borrow my clothes? We all know you were king of the Mods back in the day, but I don’t think the gardening club is ready for my scoop-neck skinny tee!'
Much Ado About Nothing
'I see that fashion wears out more apparel than a man.'
'Trends come and go, but some classics will be with you for life if you look after them.'
As You Like It
'Thou art not for the fashion of these times, where none will sweat but for promotion.
'It's a bold look, certainly, but I'm not sure that rubber-effect T-shirt is work appropriate.'
'What a deformed thief this fashion is, how giddily he turns about all the hot bloods between fourteen and five-and-thirty, sometimes fashioning them – like the shaven Hercules in the smirched worm-eaten tapestry?'
'Super-skinny jeans are great, but sadly, they're not for everyone.'
'Report of fashions in proud Italy Whose manners still our tardy-apish nation Limps after in base imitation'
'Yeah, mate. It's Armani.'
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