Brad Pitt turned 50 this week! Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt. Did you get anything nice? What's that? Your wife, the movie star Angelina Jolie, bought you a private island? That's nice. Your life is nice, isn't it, Brad?

In his 20-plus year career, it's fair to say, Pitt's excelled in the grooming stakes. He's had every haircut going, and he's made them all look excellent. Here's how he does it.